Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
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With my friends and suddenly I see food.
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Cosmo sex tip #498
cosmo-sex-tips: As your lover enters you yell “TROLL IN THE DUNGEON” and faint.