“What are the rules for hosting a party, Jon?”
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New Promo: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
THEY’RE SO OLD MY HEART
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My mother is worried that I have mental problems, I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parent’s bedroom, after that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation.
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holy shiz shes never goin down
I’m probably going to cry when the queen dies and I’m american
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I DON’T CARE! I LOVE IT!
You’re from the 70’s, but I’m a 90’s bitch.
- Dumbledore: Welcome back to another year of Hogwarts!
- Dumbledore: I actually don't know why your parents still send you here
- Dumbledore: There's like a 30% chance you'll die tragically
- Dumbledore: And it just goes up every year
- Dumbledore: I guess that just means all your parents hate you
- Dumbledore: Great let's have some pumpkin juice
- Dumbledore: 30 points go to Griffindor for Harry's breathing techniques
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